..which comes in handy when you’re a sexy mermaid…

..but she was proved innocent…

..but prefers raiding things other than tombs…

…even after all those mince pies…

..that REM sang about. Really.

..but don’t put it in her stocking…

..for a Christmas Carol?

..but it might melt somewhere else…

…like a big pizza pie, that’s strip poker…

She’s just too damn good for me. And is not a bunny boiler. Really.

…over the poker table…

… but prefers to go without clothes…

…and the ladies love Nikol. Wanna watch?

Beautiful! Beautiful!

…cause that is her name. Geddit?

..that’s right, she’s a boner-fide melon farmer!

…wanna see it?

…Kimi Kimi rock!

..to get all Sandy!